kellysue:

prettyarbitrary:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

swegener:

Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies. 

How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body?

Time to bring back this body reference sheet!

One of the better body references I’ve ever seen.  All of these people are ridiculously fit, operating in the top echelons of their sports world-wide.  But there’s a vast array of body types, and types of fitness.

I know this is off point, but Table Tennis dude is my favorite. 

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

kitchenese:

Pesci Misti entree course with grilled whole prawns, sliced tuna, Hawaiian snapper, and squid, served over grilled vegetables with an oregano dressing and garnished with fresh dill

kitchenese:

Pesci Misti entree course with grilled whole prawns, sliced tuna, Hawaiian snapper, and squid, served over grilled vegetables with an oregano dressing and garnished with fresh dill

ouijayesforyouiwill:

acceptmyawkwardness:

bvckyybarness:

heckybarnes:

"hey steve, did you see the funny thing? steve? steve?"

Are we just going to ignore Clara?

This is the moment Clara decided she wanted a vehicle that could fly through time and space… 

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

"My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story."

— Johnny Depp (via observando)

(via thethoughtsofacook)

"talk about" rather than "ask me"

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
"

There will come a time when you want to cut off all your hair. Do it. Realise that the thing you want rid of doesn’t lie in the long curls that frame your face so perfectly. Live with short hair for a while. It’ll grow.

You won’t always want to talk to people. That’s okay. When it’s late and you hear your friends talking in the next room, you don’t have to join them. You’re allowed your solitude. It makes company sweeter and it teaches you how to survive alone. You will need that skill.

In the winter, you’ll believe that nothing will ever grow again. You’re wrong. Every year, London looks like it’s on its last legs, wheezing through those last cold days in March. Every year, spring comes like an explosion and the city shakes off its sleep.

Mundane problems will get the better of you sometimes. Don’t worry. Try as you might, life cannot be an endless, beautiful, intense moment. Find comfort in money worries and late trains; they’re a welcome rest in between heartbreaks and breakdowns.

People will call you a cynic, a wry smile on their faces. Pay them no mind. You alone know that you are capable of a love greater than anything they can comprehend. You alone know that you are not willing to sell your identity and respect to the first smirking halfwit to pass by. It is not cynicism. It is reverence for your own vast and fathomless heart, and it makes sense only to love someone who understands that and is awed by it.

You will not always get what you want when you want it. Accept it. Your goals are not set in stone and you are not on a fixed trajectory. Sometimes, life will take its time and you will have to play the long, interminable game. Play it well and with as much grace as you can muster. Live at your own pace.

At night, you will occasionally wake up afraid, wanting to die. Don’t give in. Night plays its tricks, but you are not so easily fooled. Your mind will play its tricks, too. It will make you believe that you’re not who you are, but you must not give in. You take a breath and you tell yourself that you are here. That you always were.

"

Practical Advice for Difficult Women (#20 - 9th December)

(Source: blood-and-magic, via onefoolishmortal)

kitchenese:

Being a chef is not all about making food.
Once you reach a higher level in the kitchen, such as a sous chef, a manager, or an executive chef, a substantial portion of your working hours will be spent on paperwork and computer projects. Profit/loss reports must be compiled, including reports for individual menu items, spoilage must be monitored and accounted for, employee issues such as scheduling, sick days, and write-ups must be addressed, inventory must be counted and weighed, and vendors must be called to place orders for the following days and week. Not to mention plotting new menus and menu items, dealing with emails, interviewing and hiring new employees, posting to various social media and interacting with the guests, and arranging publicity for the restaurant through advertisements and events. Most of this is done in the afternoon, in between supervising morning prep shifts and helming the line during dinner service, though some of it inevitably ends up being finished after dinner and cleaning up the kitchen.
It’s one of those jobs where nothing is ever quite finished.

kitchenese:

Being a chef is not all about making food.

Once you reach a higher level in the kitchen, such as a sous chef, a manager, or an executive chef, a substantial portion of your working hours will be spent on paperwork and computer projects. Profit/loss reports must be compiled, including reports for individual menu items, spoilage must be monitored and accounted for, employee issues such as scheduling, sick days, and write-ups must be addressed, inventory must be counted and weighed, and vendors must be called to place orders for the following days and week. Not to mention plotting new menus and menu items, dealing with emails, interviewing and hiring new employees, posting to various social media and interacting with the guests, and arranging publicity for the restaurant through advertisements and events. Most of this is done in the afternoon, in between supervising morning prep shifts and helming the line during dinner service, though some of it inevitably ends up being finished after dinner and cleaning up the kitchen.

It’s one of those jobs where nothing is ever quite finished.

keytosymphony:

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this post fucked me up

(Source: nobodycars, via capricious-roar)

jizzybro:

Wow! long over due 3 page comic commission for Lulu! I feel really accomplished that i finished this. The theme was friendship and i ended up making it a slight tribute to my group of friends whom i love and appreciate very much.

(Source: kiddybro, via capricious-roar)

gaytable:

(warning, MAJOR spoilers)

(Source: mhysas, via generalbooty)